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people pretend as a Forever Alone & Sad

Whatsapp On.
Gtalk on.
Skype on.
WeChat on.
BBM on.
Viber on
Twitter on.
Facebook on.
Still people pretend as a Forever Alone & Sad.



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Addiction Of Aashqui 2 Funny SMS

Addiction Of Aashqui 2
Santa: Oay Jaldi Washroom Se Bahir Nikal??
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Banta: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu
Dho Raha Hu Mein!

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Karachi Aur Us k Mazafat Mein Dhamake Ka Waqt

Karachi Aur Us k Mazafat Mein
Dhamake Ka Waqt 9 P.M se 11P.M
Ho Gaya Hy ..
Logo’n Se Iltimas Hy Apne Apne
Gharo’n Mein Rahe’n …
Shukriya … :/ 

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Neche jo jumla likha hy

Kabhi socha na tha k
Neche jo jumla likha hy
Wo bhi sun’ne ko mile ga
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MQM ko Karachi Mein Security Chahiye …

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Girl Takes 100 Pics In A Day

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ” Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li” =d



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blocked by your girlfriend on Facebook

Getting blocked by
your girlfriend on Facebook
is like E-divorce … 

 

 

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Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man

The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman …

 

 

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I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift

My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle …

 

 

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One Good Thing About TWITTER

One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK


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You Design A Phone For Human

Dear Samsung,
If You Design A Phone For Human
Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It … 

 

 

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Difference Between a Quiet n a Silent woman

There’s a difference between
a Quiet n a Silent woman…
A Quiet woman is a blessing…
A Silent woman is dangerous …


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Strong Weapons Should Be Kept Away From Fools

I Believe
Strong Weapons Should Be Kept Away From Fools….
Lets Starts With
FACEBOOK … :p


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DEATH Giving You Missed Calls

A c c i d e n t s __
DEATH Giving You Missed Calls … 

 

 

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Some actual product warning labels

Some actual product warning labels:
1.) On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
2.) On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
4.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
6.) On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
7.) On a child’s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.


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car manufacturing companies

Car Manufacturing Companies
Should Fit In ‘LAYS’ Packet
Istead Of ‘AIR BAGS’
It Will In Reducing The Cost Of
Production By 15% ..

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dear ice berg

Dear Ice Berg,
Sorry To Hear About
GLOBAL WARMING
KARMA Is A Bitch …
Sincerely
The TITANIC … :p


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tie dog to the pole

You know … They tie dog to the pole …
So they don’t move …
That’s how I feel
When I’m sitting with cellphone
attached to a charger …


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normal smartphone user

Normal Smartphone User:
OMG Look At The Apps On This…
Beauty
BlackBerry User:
OMG My Phone Only Hung 58 Times Today .. I Love bb …


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exes are forever

¤ Ult¡mate ¤
Girlfriends / Boyfriends Are Temporary ___
EXES Are Forever …

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missing ma jinnah

Missing M.A.Jinnah !
Now A Days More Than Ever
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In My WALLET … =P =D