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american bacha hum

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy
Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn.


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best definition 0f studying

Best Definition 0f
S t u d y i n g
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The Act 0f
Facebooking,
Eating
n
Watching T.V
With An 0pen Text Book
Nearby. . . =P =D

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tell me to calm down

Don’t Make Me MAD
Then
Tell Me To CALM DOWN. . .
That’s Like
STABBING Someone
And Asking Them Why
They’re BLEEDING … 

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my face is above

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above….. =P ;->

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doubt by back bencher association

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one…?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->

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Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)



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my name is gujjar

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .
My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar… ;->



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Me To My Maid Kaan Mein Lagane Wali Taar

Me To My Maid:’wo Kaan Mein Lagane Wali Taar Le Aao,
Gaana Sunne Ko’
She: ‘headphones? Abhi Layi’
#facepalm

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Height Of Facebook Addiction

Height Of Facebook Addiction :
A Girl decided to marry again,,
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Because pics of her last wedding
didn’t
get enough likes on facebook!

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Want To Know Neighbour’s Dark Secrets

If You Want To Know Your Neighbour’s Deeper Than Dark Secrets
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Hire Their Maid .

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Boy I Saw A Dream About You

Boy: I saw a dream about you
Girl: Awww
Boy: You died!


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 Very Emotional Chat Between 2 Girls:
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Girl 1: Awww
Girl 2: Awww Awww

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Earth Become Planet Of The Apps

¤U l T ¡ M a T e¤
With the advent of
SMARTPHONES,
Earth has become the
Planet of the Apps… :p



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Change All Passwords To Women

Guys … !!
Change all passwords to ‘Women’
Since
Nobody can seem to figure
them out…


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Samsung Note Have A Heating App

The Samsung Note
Should have a heating app
So people can use it to make omelettes….
Fit No Pocket Ever


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Own Business Seems The Hardest Business

In Pakistan,
Minding one’s own business seems to be the hardest business
Specially for
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¤ Paros Wali Aunties

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